Plus

Other things that it is hard impossible to write about if you are in love with them:

dogs

horses

Though horses I've yet to see evidence that they can be written about AT ALL. And that is coming from a non-sentimental horse owner. I've read one or two amusing dog tales, but horses are for no. Do not try it. Please. PLEASE. There is no reason to encourage that kind of bleh in the younger generations of "i wanna pony" types.